So I usually like to shake my iced tea before I take sip, and I guess I forgot to put the cap back on after sipping, because I shook my iced tea, and oh god, it’s just all over. THEN, I guess I put the cap back on because I tried to take a sip and tasted plastic … I think it’s time for bed.
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
Food: You don’t love me anymore, you never touch me.
Me: I’ve just been really stressed out with work and the kids, I will touch you later, I promise.
Food: That’s what you always say, but you never do. I’m leaving you. I’ve found someone else and that someone else has touched me in ways you never could.
Me: That’s a dirty lie and you know it. When we touch it’s special! Please, let’s not fight anymore. I love you.
Food: *whispers* then touch me …
I said they probably weren’t doing it right.