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Posted on 21st May at 1:03 PM

I was waiting for someone to text me back, so I kept checking my phone every few minutes. My brother, watching me do this, decided to be a jerk and …

Posted on 17th May at 11:10 PM, with 2 notes
random student: *walks into classroom*
young teacher: you aren't in this class, where are you supposed to be?
random student: at the altar, waiting for you
young teacher: get out
Posted on 2nd Feb at 4:07 AM
It’s time for bed …

So I usually like to shake my iced tea before I take sip, and I guess I forgot to put the cap back on after sipping, because I shook my iced tea, and oh god, it’s just all over. THEN, I guess I put the cap back on because I tried to take a sip and tasted plastic … I think it’s time for bed.

Posted on 13th Jan at 5:47 PM, with 1 note

Fantastic conversation I (projectStickFigure [it’s an old account ok]) was a part of, in an onision video naturally. You can watch the video and/or watch this argument, because I don’t think it’s over yet -_- It’s 10 Things I Hate About Emos, don’t be sensitive about it though. I actually found some parts funny.

Posted on 17th Dec at 7:01 PM, with 70,182 notes

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

Food: You don’t love me anymore, you never touch me.

Me: I’ve just been really stressed out with work and the kids, I will touch you later, I promise.

Food: That’s what you always say, but you never do. I’m leaving you. I’ve found someone else and that someone else has touched me in ways you never could.

Me: That’s a dirty lie and you know it. When we touch it’s special! Please, let’s not fight anymore. I love you.

Food: *whispers* then touch me …

Posted on 13th Dec at 6:17 AM
My internet went down for an hour, and, I swear, in that moment … I was going to die.
Posted on 11th Dec at 5:13 AM, with 2 notes
So one of my friends told me how she dated girls before and it did nothing for her.

I said they probably weren’t doing it right.

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Posted on 28th Nov at 5:10 PM, with 67,832 notes
Me: I really can't stay.
Shower: But baby it's cold outside.
Me: I've got to go away
Bed: Baby it's cold outside
Posted on 26th Aug at 1:54 PM, with 11 notes

tellmewhatimeantoyou:

If you get with me, you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

Posted on 24th Aug at 11:11 PM, with 11 notes

tellmewhatimeantoyou:

If you get with me, you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2

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