We so funny, but seriously though guys.
please friendzone me. I want to be your friend so badly
Aw I’m sorry, you’re a really nice person, but I already have a friend. If I didn’t though, I would totally want you as my friend.
I was waiting for someone to text me back, so I kept checking my phone every few minutes. My brother, watching me do this, decided to be a jerk and …
So I usually like to shake my iced tea before I take sip, and I guess I forgot to put the cap back on after sipping, because I shook my iced tea, and oh god, it’s just all over. THEN, I guess I put the cap back on because I tried to take a sip and tasted plastic … I think it’s time for bed.
Fantastic conversation I (projectStickFigure [it’s an old account ok]) was a part of, in an onision video naturally. You can watch the video and/or watch this argument, because I don’t think it’s over yet -_- It’s 10 Things I Hate About Emos, don’t be sensitive about it though. I actually found some parts funny.
i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it
Food: You don’t love me anymore, you never touch me.
Me: I’ve just been really stressed out with work and the kids, I will touch you later, I promise.
Food: That’s what you always say, but you never do. I’m leaving you. I’ve found someone else and that someone else has touched me in ways you never could.
Me: That’s a dirty lie and you know it. When we touch it’s special! Please, let’s not fight anymore. I love you.
Food: *whispers* then touch me …
I said they probably weren’t doing it right.
If you get with me, you will be (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2